Title: Spare The Rod, Use The Vibrator Instead
Fandom: True Blood
Word Count: 5,255
Summary: After Tara gets into a fight with Jessica, Pam decides to teach her a lesson. Fighting with a paying Fangtasia customer is one thing, but *losing* to her?
“You’ve made your point,” Tara said, the breeze from the air conditioning putting a tingle in her thin panties.
“I don’t think I have. You’re provincial, immature, close-minded, obnoxious, and quite frequently, rude. Hold on.” Pam looked back down at the IRS document to reread a paragraph. “Motherfuckers… oh, this is not good for you, Tara. I’m in a bad mood. I tend to take those out on everyone.”
“When was your last good mood, the seventies?”
“Yes, I quite liked Nixon and Pong.”